- The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
- There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won't wear out.
- The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
- When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
- When happy hour is a nap.
- All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
- At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
- Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
- It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
- It takes twice as long to look half as good.
- Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last
promotion.
- No one expects you to run into a burning building.
- People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
- You and your teeth don't sleep together.
- You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

Because today isn't your 60-th anniversary day.
Diana, Happy Birthday!

отредактировано
Bardak: 13:01 17.11.08

Как там...
it's... a... very very best!

кароче...
S dnyom rozhdeniya!

Shevchenko! Chelsea!

приглашаем сегодня вечером посетить наше скромное обиталище.
угостим пиццей с чаем!
Заходите!

p.s. кто решится или просто надумает - пишите. Будем рассчитывать количество волшебных ингредиентов в тесте.

отредактировано
Bardak: 14:20 17.11.08

When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now.
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine.
If I’d been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door,
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I’m sixty-four.
You’ll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone.
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more.
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I’m sixty-four.
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the isle of wight, if it’s not too dear
We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera chuck & dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I’m sixty-four.

Диана, поздравляем с Днем Рождения!
Стока хороших слов хочется сказать... надеюсь при встрече :)

С Д-н-ё-м Р-о-ж-д-е-ш-к-и !-!-!

:-Р

Дианище, Ваше творческое начало и самобытность всегда меня пленяли!я незнаю как это пойдет дальше, но уже счастлива от знакомства с Вами!Что бы я пожелала-переходите на мои полотна:)

Дианочка! мы поздравляем тебя с днем рождения и желаем тебе продолжать так же как и раньше жечь на всяких наших коллективных темах и оставаться такой же жизнерадостной и неординарной!
P.S. Назовите мне хоть одну причину, why am I writing in english all of this?
Семейство Полосатых Слонов

Диана, будь всегда такой же доброй, красивой жизнерадостной и счастливой! И чтобы БАРДАК был всегда умничкой!

гипотетическая домашняя пицца дополнилась сушами, сусами и прочими роллами